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spaceundies

LolCat meme Part Zwei

Posted on 11.12.2011 at 19:02
Current Mood: mischievousmischievous
morgainlefee i love your questions!

1.) You have two choices: sex once with Chris Pine followed by lifetime of no sex or sex everyday but never with Chris Pine. Which do you choose?
-daily sex, no question. i can live without his undeniably huge peen and if i only get it once, what's the point?

2.) How did you choose Thumper's name?
-i like big sounding names for little dogs so i was thinking along the lines of "moose" or "beast", something like that. when i brought him home, he would scratch at the collar i bought and it looked like Thumper thumping his foot on the ground. and given my love of Disney films, it fit. so now any future animals i own will also be named for Disney characters.

3.) You win the lottery. What is the first frivolous thing you buy?
-paying off my loans sprang to mind but that's not frivolous, is it? i guess a really nice house. not like "gated community" nice but in a nice suburb so that i don't have to worry about rent. and then i'd buy another dog which i can't do now because there are limits on how many dogs one can have where i live now.

4.) Any more tattoos in your future?
-I IZ ADDICTED. yes, at least two more. i need one to finish my back on my left shoulder. i want something to represent my mom, grandmother, and brother (my three favorite people). i was thinking their birth month flowers but...they don't look very good lol. still working that out. when i turn 27, i will get 27 in roman numerals on my ribs (ouch) to represent all the rock musicians that died at 27. amy winehouse, kurt cobain, jimi hendrix, janis joplin, and jim morrison all died at that age. then i'm toying with some other ideas but those are the next two that are for sure going to happen.

5.) Who will win the Super Bowl this year?
-i'm probably not the best person to ask because i'm not as up to date on stats this year. but...with the way aaron rogers has been playing, i feel the Packers may have a repeat performance but the 49ers could surprise everyone and of course my NFC team is the Saints so i'm rooting for them. as for the AFC...it'll come down to the Ravens and the Patriots. those are my predictions. my worst nightmare would be a Saints/Patriots Superbowl because i would not know who to root for; i love them both. the important thing to remember is THE COLTS ARE STILL WINLESS!!! *evil maniacal laughter*

spaceundies

LolCat meme questions

Posted on 11.12.2011 at 01:21
Current Mood: discontentdiscontent
time for my annual LJ post. tagged by blueeyedgirl519. post a lolcat in the comments and i'll ask you 5 questions in return.

1. What book or movie do you recommend the most and why?
-i'll do both a book and a movie. and it's a tough choice because i love both mediums and different genres within the two. i'm-a go with Terminator 2 because it's my favorite movie by default. there are a number of films that i love for different reasons but when anyone asks "what's your absolute favorite" i always respond with this. i love it so much that i got it's message tattooed on my arm, No Fate. so why would i recommend it? because there are so many positive messages about the potential of humanity and that we don't have to destroy each other the way we have been since the beginning of ever. a machine designed to kill learns a lesson that we have yet to grasp, that life is valuable. also, the message of "no fate" really speaks to me about being in control of your own life, things aren't being controlled by an anthropomorphized universal power or deity that cares what we do or don't do. events are set in motion by both action, inaction, and reaction. i just think it's all-around awesome and should be viewed at least once. the choice for a book is a little harder because i'm not sure what to base that on. entertainment value? writing style? for non-fiction i'll go with "full frontal feminism" by jessica valenti because it's a good introduction to feminist activism. and then fiction would be "animal farm" by george orwell. does that count as a book? i know it's not novel length but i'll allow it. it's a great pro-socialist tome and really fitting to our current social/economical/political climate.

2. If you were given the chance to study anything in the world free of charge with a generous stipend, what would you study?
-most likely women's and gender studies but because there's only so much of that to be studied at the academic level, my official choice is languages. i've always thought that a great superpower would be the ability to understand and speak every language.

3. What's your poison?
-i'm assuming you mean alcohol. i actually don't drink that much, maybe a handful of times a year. it's generally some mixture with vodka because it's the only liquor i've found that has little taste when you mix it. i can't stand beer because of the smell, whiskey is too strong, and i'm not adventurous enough to try other stuff. wine is usually too dry, even when it's supposed to be sweet. so, yeah. vodka.

4. What is your greatest accomplishment so far in life? How did you achieve it?
-i honestly don't feel i've accomplished anything worth bragging about. i guess maybe my degree(s) but i didn't work hard enough to really feel that i earned them. i did the bare minimum in college and got by with more Cs than i would have liked. i just stopped caring so it was great that i started my first semester with a 4.0 to end up with a 3.05 upon graduation. i'm hoping that my accomplishments and great times lie ahead of me because something has to be better than this. i guess sustaining my weight loss would fall under this category only because i never thought i'd have the willpower to do it and stick with it, even though i've backslid for half of this year, i'm still maintaining. i just wish i knew how to get my motivation back because right now (read: all the time) all i wanna do is eat everything in the house and sit on the couch.

5. Where do you see yourself in five years?
-i have no freaking clue. i toy with the idea of going back to school but i can't afford more loans to get my Master's in this country. i've looked into European programs where tuition would be free thanks to my dad's EU status but then i'd have to live in another country. as much as i think i'd love someplace like Sweden, a social welfare state heaven, i don't do well away from my family and i'm an introvert so i have a feeling it would only intensify my depression and not end well. still thinking over that decision. also, i'm not sure that i want to return to writing papers, reading, research, presentations, and everything involved with academia. and i'm torn on what i would study. women's and gender studies would be ideal but what can i really do with that other than call myself a professional feminist? public health sounds good because i could get more into the community education arena that sounds really appealing. or should i use my BA in sociology and continue with an MA? but sociology is really pointless unless you plan to teach or do research. then, there's my personal life. i've never been in love and given my history, i'm really starting to doubt my abilities to create a long term connection with a man. maybe i am too inflexible, too argumentative. when i feel that i'm right about something, and i do most of the time, i rarely back down. maybe these are traits that make me unable to coexist in a loving relationship. i've already decided that when i turn 30, i'm getting my ass to a sperm bank so that i don't miss out on the opportunity to have kids just because i'm impossible to live with. hey, at least there's one thing i do know. five years from now, i'll be a mom one way or another. i just don't know if i'll be a single parent, if i'll have a job that will allow me to pay for said child, what that job will be, where i'll be living, etc. is it obvious yet that i'm having a quarter life crisis? i just feel so directionless when everyone that i know from high school and college are on a path towards something. many (most, i'd say) are married, have kids, are in school, working, all of the above and i can't even decide if i chose the right profession. so, this was basically a long-winded way of saying "i don't know."

um, i think you got more than what you asked for emily, but there it is lol.

spaceundies

my new wonderful FDA approved medication

Posted on 26.02.2009 at 00:13
so my dermatologist started me on Accutane to control my acne. it's gotten really bad the past year and BCPs, antibiotics, and creams aren't working anymore. the pill worked pretty good for a few years but now i've been breaking out like i used to when i was younger. my doctor recommended Accutane. i can't remember how this medication works on acne, but in theory you use it for a course of five months and it completely clears up your skin. my doctor has used it before so she felt safe in prescribing it for me.

the side effects of this medication can be pretty serious. it messes with your liver, kidneys, cholesterol, and mental state, in some cases (it can cause or worsen depression symptoms). every month i have to have blood tests to monitor all these things. if any of my levels get too high, we have to stop treatment. i'm not too concerned about this because, if it works, it'll be worth it.

also, this medication poses serious risks to unborn fetuses. it can cause physical and internal deformaties. so in addition to other tests, i have to have a pregnancy test every month. before i can even get my prescription filled, i have to go online to this ipledge website and answer questions about the two forms of birth control i'm using. if i have a positive pregnancy test, i have to stop treatment. they're pretty serious about this stuff. my doctor gave me this information book that felt like 5th grade family life all over again lol. it basically tells you how babies are made and what forms of birth control work and how effective they are.

anyway, i signed all the paperwork, swore up and down to use 2 types of birth control, and i got my prescription filled today. i opened up the bag and took a look at the packaging and almost fell on the floor laughing. i just have to share this!

DO NOT GET PREGGERSCollapse )


spaceundies

a meme because i'm taking a mental health day

Posted on 25.02.2009 at 16:11
1.) Aerosmith

a rather appropriate choice. anyone who knows me knows of my infinite love for this band. i mean, come on, i have their logo tattooed on my back, for crying out loud. i've seen them in concert three times, i have 11 of their 13 original studio albums (i'm not counting live discs, compilations, or honkin' on bobo). i've read their autobiography three times, i plan on reading steven tyler's book when it comes out. it's safe to say i used to be obsessed about them but now i've mellowed out. they're still my all time favorite band but i don't go nuts over them like i used to.

2.) Tattoos

yes, i love tattoos. i have two and more are planned as soon as i finish school. i guess i just like the idea of using your body as a permanent canvas. they're good conversation pieces. they're sexy. it's like a picture book of your life.

3.) Grey's Anatomy

ah, yes. another appropriate choice. this is another former obsession that i've mellowed out on. seasons one and two were awesome and it seems like the show has struggled to find its groove again. i think the last few episodes of season 5 have come close, at least close enough for me to stop complaining about it every week. it's nice to love my favorite show again. there are still some things that make me go "ugh," mark-lexie being chief among them. but the progress between meredith and derek, cristina not being a bitch anymore, izzie potentially dying, and baily being constantly awesome are enough to make me happy again.

4.) Sex (only because it has been a hot topic of discussion recently)

yes, we have been talking about this a lot, haven't we? we start off talking about men and then it ventures into sex. hmm. i've always enjoyed talking about sex, though i can't really explain why. maybe it's because i don't get it that much. you know, like the saying, "those who can't, teach." well, in this case, "those who don't, talk" or something. anyway, yes. sex.

5.) Psychology

i have a degree in this, so it's yet another appropriate choice. although, i must say that i have fallen out of love with psychology. sociology will always be my one true love. psychology and i are just good friends these days. i'm learning how to accept it again. my psychopathology class is helping me how to move forward from the pain psychology caused me during my undergrad years. we both made mistakes but that doesn't mean we can't move past them.

did that metaphore make any kind of sense?

spaceundies

vainglorious

Posted on 13.01.2009 at 18:23
Current Mood: chipperchipper
i'm going to try to work in the word "vainglorious" into normal conversation as often as possible. you learn many fun words when watching The Tudors. anyhow, i'll follow the trend and upload cute pictures of my awesome hair day!





this one has a bit more light so you can see actual curls instead of an outline of my hair lol



yay for good hair days!!!



spaceundies

ganked from 3 people on my friend's list

Posted on 22.12.2008 at 12:22
Level 1
(X) Smoked A Cigarette
(X) Smoked A Cigar
( Smoked Weed
(x) Drank Alcohol

SO FAR: 3

Level 2
( ) Been In Love with Someone Your Family Hated
(x) Been Dumped
( x) Shoplifted
( x) Been Fired
(x) Been In A Fist Fight

SO FAR: 7

Level 3
( ) Snuck Out Of A Parent's House
(x) Had Feelings For Someone Who Didn't Have Them Back
( ) Been Arrested
( x) Made out with a stranger
(x) Gone Out On A Blind Date

SO FAR: 10

Level 4
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped School
( x) Fooled Around With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone/ Something Die

SO FAR: 14

Level 5
(x) Had A Crush On One Of Your Friends Of the Opposite Sex
( x) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been on a Plane
() Thrown Up From Drinking

SO FAR: 17

Level 6
(x) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding//skiing
( ) Met Someone BECAUSE Of Myspace/Facebook
() Moshed

SO FAR: 18

Level 7
() Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Liked Someone Who You Can't Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel

SO FAR: 22

Level 8
( ) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
(x) Gone mudding
(x) Played Dress Up

SO FAR: 26

Level 9
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sledding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School

SO FAR: 31

Level 10
( ) Used A Fake / Someone Else's ID
(x) Watched The Sun Set
(x) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake

SO FAR: 33

Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
() Been Robbed / Vandalized
(x) Misunderstood someone
(x) Been Misunderstood

SO FAR: 36

Level 12
() Won A Contest
() Been suspended from school
( x) had Detention
(X) Been in a car/motorcycle accident

SO FAR: 38

Level 13
() Had / Have Braces
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Danced in the moonlight

SO FAR: 40

Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
( ) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
() Been obsessed with post-it-notes

SO FAR: 42

Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(x) Been Lost
( x) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x)Swam In The Ocean
(X) Felt Like You Were Dying

SO FAR: 47

Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
( x) Played Cops And Robbers
( ) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke
( x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins

SO FAR: 51

Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
() Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(x) Kissed In The Rain

SO FAR: 54

Level 18
(x ) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
( ) Been Kissed Under Mistletoe
( ) Watched the sun set with someone you care/cared about
(x) Blown Bubbles
( ) Made A Bonfire On The Beach

SO FAR: 56

Level 19
( ) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey

SO FAR: 58

Level 20
(x) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
(x) Screamed "Penis"
( ) Swam With Dolphins

SO FAR: 60

Level 22
() Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/ Freezer/ Ice Cube
( ) Kissed A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat on a roof top

SO FAR: 62

Level 23
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
( x) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Stayed Up All Night

SO FAR: 66

Level 24
( ) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had / Been In A Tree House
( x) Been too scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone

SO FAR: 69

Level 25
(x) Believe(d) In Ghosts--spirits
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
( ) Been to Jail

SO FAR: 70

Level 26
(x) Played Chicken
(x) Been Pushed Into A Pool With All Your Clothes On
(x) Been Told You're Hot/cute By A Complete Stranger
() Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused

SO FAR: 74

Level 27
(x) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
(x) Made A Porn Video
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed

SO FAR: 79

Level 28
(x) Mooned / Flashed Someone
(x) Had Someone Moon / Flash You
( ) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
(x) Slept or sleep Naked
() French Braided Someones Hair
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House

SO FAR: 83

Level 29
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
(x) Went Scuba-Diving / Snorkeling
( x) Had A Cavity
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
( ) Been Black Mailed

SO FAR: 86

Level 31
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked a cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone

SO FAR: 90

Level 32
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
() Had sex in the rain
( ) Flattened someones tires
(x) Rode your car/truck until the gas light came on
( x) Got five dollars or less worth of gas

i've done 92 out of 150 things

so i'm days behind on my happiness thing that sjb tagged me for, so i'm just gonna do what curtis did and post several things

1) MEN'S COLOGNE. i went to the mall and stood in jcpenny's for i don't know how long, inhaling the cologne like a crack addict.
2) wedding tomorrow. which means alcohol and dancing. fuck yeah!
3) going back to therapy. it feels really good to know help is on the way
4) getting my shit done. i will be glad to have this semester behind me. almost there!
5) new shoes. pretty self explanatory
6) falling asleep almost as soon as my head hits the pillow
7) lifesavers hard candy

ok, that should be enough. in other news, i had the weirdest dream. katie, pay attention!

i dreamed that katie and phill got married again and for some reason my family was there and people i knew in grade school. so i was driving to the wedding WITH katie, i have no idea why, but we got lost and went to this...sorority house? some place with a lot of women having a party. well by the time we find where the wedding is, we already missed it so the reception began and katie was mad at me and didn't want me there because i made her miss her own wedding. i went to go talk to my friends who were also mad at me and SMOKING CRACK PIPES. seriously, they were doing drugs in front of everyone at the reception but nobody noticed except my grandma. she came over and asked us what we were doing and i think someone said "blowing bubbles" because when you used the pipe, bubbles came out of it or something. and then i left the reception and got in a car wreck. end of dream.

spaceundies

got tagged

Posted on 07.12.2008 at 23:38
something that made me happy today?

1- spending the afternoon with my aunt sandy before her surgery tomorrow

2- seeing robert buckly in his swim trunks

3- talking to Seth

spaceundies

ooh, look! a meme!

Posted on 06.12.2008 at 16:10
this won't be nearly as funny as cleolinda's...Collapse )

spaceundies

Ganked from everyone on my friends list

Posted on 23.11.2008 at 05:03
1. Put your music on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
4. Tag 10 friends who might enjoy doing the meme as well as the person you got the meme from. Tagging is for losers.

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY?" YOU SAY?
Pour Some Sugar on Me- Def Leppard


WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Woke up this Morning- Nickelback (that actually works...)


WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Papa Don't Preach- Madonna


HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Anything but Down- Sheryl Crow (omg. eerily accurate)


WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Love can Build a Bridge- the Judds (not the worst purpose in the world)


WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
No More Tears- Ozzy Osbourne


WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
One Way Ticket- the Darkness (you guys think i do cocaine??!?!?!!?)


WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Vogue- Madonna


WHAT IS 2+2?
For a Brother- Velvet Revolver


WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Avant Garden- Aerosmith


WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Love Shack- B-52's


WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Catch Hell Blues- the White Stripes (awesome song)


WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Livin' on Borrowed Time- Puddle of Mudd


WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Lovely Day- Bill Withers (aww)


WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Every Light in the House is on- Trace Adkins (if you take out the romantic aspect of the song, that's actually kind of sweet)


WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Everybody (Backstreet's Back)- Backstreet Boys (i am not shitting you!!! it's probably true anyway...)


WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Open Arms- Journey


WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Last Child- Aerosmith (that could sound really icky if taken the wrong way...)


WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Heartbreaker- Led Zeppelin


WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Self-Esteem- the Offspring


WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
One Way Out- Allman Brothers Band (i suppose being stuck in the bedroom while my lover's wife was downstairs would fall under the worst things list)


HOW WILL YOU DIE?
It's Not Over- Chris Daughtry (I WILL NEVER DIE)


WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Glycerine- Bush


WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Love Can Move Mountains- Celine Dion


WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
You Were Meant for Me- Jewel (i guess so!)


WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Rama Lama (Bang Bang)- Roisin Murphy


DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Black Betty- Ram Jam


IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Celebrity- NSync


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